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iM soDRunk I Cant TYPe LOL
someone who isnt drunk (via smallvagina)

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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koalatea:

THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY

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sassafranski:

my backyard is fun
Four seasons of Hawaii

Spring: hot

Summer: FUCKING HOT

Fall: hot

Winter: warm

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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queenroselalonde:

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"

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mauiw0w:

Sunday in Waikiki