me nd my cougar gf
  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
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shejla21:

shrinkfaster:

Drugs I’ve done:
-dxm
-benzos
-opiates
-weed
-cocaine

Which should i go for next though??

-church

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely. azul-estrellas (via lipstick-bullet)

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